Moses, Jesus and Mohammed were selecting their followers... Moses looks at all the women from whom to create his chosen people, picks out all of the smart ones and tells them to follow him. Jesus' turn comes, he looks at the remaining group, picks all of the most beautiful ones and tells them to follow him. Mohammed takes a look at the remaining group, sighs and says ""cover yourself up""

Mohammed cooks fish with Jesus and Moses I was there, I remember it like this: The three friends were boating for fish... Jesus walked out onto the water and said ""I'll scare the fish your way!"" Moses said, ""Ok! I'll part the sea so all the fish land on the land!"" Sure enough it parted and the fish plopped out just as He had said. Mohammed said ""Lalallalalalalla!"" and blew Himself up in a big fireball which ignited all the fish and cooked them perfectly in all the ways. Then they feasted o…

God and Moses God and Moses were up in heaven when out of the blue Moses said God I really love heaven and find it really cool, but it is starting to get a bit boring up here. Why don't we go down to Earth and have some fun with the local girls down there? God looked at him sternly and said No way Moses, I did that 2000 years ago and they are still talking about it!

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...? What did Jesus say to Mohammed? 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return? 'How many did you take with you?'