The Horse and the Chicken One day the horse and the chicken were walking along the road near the farm, merrily chatting away. Suddenly, the horse fell into a muddy hole and couldn't get out. ""Help help Chicken! I've fallen and I can't get out of this hole!"", the Horse yelled. ""Don't worry,"" said the chicken. ""I'll just get the farmer's BMW and pull you out!"" The chicken did this, and all was well. The following day, without thinking the chicken fell into the same hole. ""Help help Horse! I've fallen into this hole and I can't get out!"" The horse smiled and said, ""Don't worry Chicken. Just grab a hold of my weiner!"" ""What?!?"" ""Well, when you're hung like a horse, you don't need BMWs to pick up chicks.""