Story Jokes

A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in the car and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to ride up her leg exposing a fair amount of skin. The priest nearly had an accident when he saw those shapely legs. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. Then nun said, ""Father, remember Psalm 129?"" The priest quickly removed his hand. But the sight got the better of him. He changed gears and once again let his hand stray to her exposed leg. Once again the nun said, ""Father, …

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a …

My Grandpa's Story My Grandpa used to drive big rigs from Western New York out to Los Angeles during the depression. He often told us the story of how he once was driving through backwoods Nebraska. He had to pull over to relieve himself so he got out of his rig and stepped into a field. He kicked at a bush and out popped a snake. My Grandpa was afraid of snakes and tried kicking it in an attempt to kill it until the snake shouts ""Stop!"" My Grandpa being stunned that he's come across a talking…

Horse and chicken are hanging in farmer Brown's yard. Horse laid down in great big mud puddle to cool off. He took a nap and when he woke, he was sunk to his haunches and couldn't get up. "He-e-e-lp me chicken! I'm stuck! Go get farmer brown to pull me out with the tractor." 《Buak》" can't do it. Farmer brown's out plowing the back 40. It'll take me all day. But i gotcha." Chicken jumped in farmer brown's wife's bmw and backed up to horse. He threw a harness on horse and tied it off to the …