Horse and chicken are hanging in farmer Brown's yard. Horse laid down in great big mud puddle to cool off. He took a nap and when he woke, he was sunk to his haunches and couldn't get up. "He-e-e-lp me chicken! I'm stuck! Go get farmer brown to pull me out with the tractor." 《Buak》" can't do it. Farmer brown's out plowing the back 40. It'll take me all day. But i gotcha." Chicken jumped in farmer brown's wife's bmw and backed up to horse. He threw a harness on horse and tied it off to the frame. He threw the car in gear and popped horse out. "Tha-ank you chicken, anything you need i got you bro." So time goes by and it's all forgotten. Chicken is hot on a sunny day hey cools off in the biggest mud puddle you've ever seen and next thing you know he's sunk up to his wings and can't get out. <Squak> "help me horse" <squak> get the bmw!" "Na-ah bro, i got you" Horse straddled the puddle and said "Grab hold of my weiner" Chicken says "Squat?!?" " ne-igh, it's okay just garb onto my wang, pull my peter with your pecker" So chicken did and horse pulled him out... AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS... if you're hung like a horse, you don't need a bmw to pick up chicks! I'll see myself out.