What doctors really thinking? - This should be taken care of right away."" I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself. - ""Welllllll, what have we here...?"" He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue. - ""Let me check your medical history."" I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending anymore time with you. - ""We have some good news and some bad news."" The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it. - ""Let me schedule you for some tests."" I have a forty percent interest in the lab. - ""I'd like to have my associate look at you."" He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle. - ""I'd like to prescribe a new drug."" I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig. - ""This may hurt a little."" Last week two patients bit off their tongues. - ""This should fix you up."" The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff. - ""I'd like to run some more tests."" I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one. - ""There is a lot of that going around."" My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this.