Three men are stranded on an island... All of a sudden the Chief of the island walks up to the three men and says, ""I will let you go if you can find any 10 fruit on the island and shove them up your ass, but if you make any expression on your face, I'll kill you."" So the first man brings apples, gets through about three and makes an expression of pain, so the chief kills him. The next man comes with berries, he gets through about nine then all of a sudden bursts out laughing, so the chief kills him. The first man and the second man meet up in heaven. The first man asks, ""Why did you start laughing? You were so close."" The second man responds, ""I couldn't help it, I saw the third man coming with pineapples.""