Christmas joke from my 85 year old Grandma during presents this morning Three men go out drinking one night, only to leave the bar and die in a car crash. They wake up at the gates of heaven to Saint Peter waiting, he tells them ""Oh i'm sorry we're incredibly busy today, its christmas eve don't you know. I'll tell you what, if you can show me one thing on you that reminds you of christmas I'll let you in."" The first man pulls out his keys and jingles them, ""these remind me of the bells at christmas time."" Saint Peter nods and lets him into heaven. The second man pulls out his lighter and lights it, ""this reminds me of the candles at christmas time."" Saint Peter nods and lets him into heaven. The third man pulls out a pair of pink lacy panties. Saint Peter looks at them and says ""And how do these remind you of christmas?"" The man replies ""Oh well those are Carol's""