Three men are stranded on a remote island and get captured by cannibals The chief tells the three men, ""Tonight, you will be killed. However, you have one chance to save yourselves. Go now into the woods and gather ten of whatever fruit you find, then bring it back here."" The three men go off into the woods. The first man returns some time later with 10 apples. The chief says, ""Very good. Now, for us to spare your life, you must shove all ten apples up your butt without making a single sound. If you succeed, you will be free. If you fail, we eat you."" The man agrees and is working on the third apple when he winces, and he is promptly killed. A little while later, the second man appears with ten small berries and is told the same thing. He is nine berries in when he bursts out laughing, and he is promptly killed. The two men meet in heaven and the first man says ""I was watching the whole thing from up here, and you were so close! Why on earth did you start laughing?"" The second man answers, ""I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples.""