Three men are stranded on a remote island and get captured by cannibals The chief tells the three men, ""Tonight, you will be killed. However, you have one chance to save yourselves. Go now into the woods and gather ten of whatever fruit you find, then bring it back here."" The three men go off into the woods. The first man returns some time later with 10 apples. The chief says, ""Very good. Now, for us to spare your life, you must shove all ten apples up your butt without making a single sound.…

Three men are stranded on an island... All of a sudden the Chief of the island walks up to the three men and says, ""I will let you go if you can find any 10 fruit on the island and shove them up your ass, but if you make any expression on your face, I'll kill you."" So the first man brings apples, gets through about three and makes an expression of pain, so the chief kills him. The next man comes with berries, he gets through about nine then all of a sudden bursts out laughing, so the chief kil…

Three men are ship wrecked After a week on the island they are discovered by a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals take them to their chief who gives the stranded men a choice. Go out into the woods, gather ten of your favorite fruit and return to me for further instruction, refuse and die. So the men set out. After a few hours the first man returns with 10 bananas. ""What now?"" he asked the chief. ""Take your fruit and start shoving it up your ass, if you make a sound we kill you"". The man gets…

Three guys are stranded in a jungle... ...And they encountered a native tribe who lived there. The natives tell the three men that they must complete a ritual, or else they will be killed. The first part of the ritual consists of going into the jungle and finding any 10 fruit and bringing them to the tribe. The first guy goes out and finds apples, so he brings back 10 apples. He is then told to drop his pants and the natives inform him that they will shove all 10 apples up his ass. If he shows a…