Three men die on Christmas Day As they meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he explains that because they died on such an important day, in order to get into heaven, they need to show him something Christmas-y. They all look at each other, knowing that they don't have anything festive on them, so they would have to improvise. So the first man digs into his pockets, and pulls out a set of keys, and he shakes them and says, ""See? They jingle like jingle bells."" So Peter tells him that will work and sends him into heaven. The second man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter, and he lights it and waves it in front of him and says, ""See? It burns brightly like a Christmas candle."" So Peter tells him that will work and sends him into heaven. The third man steps up and is searching all throughout his pockets, but he just can't find anything that he can pass off as representative of Christmas. Not wanting to be denied heaven because he was taking to long, he finally just pulls out the next thing that he gets his hands on, and it happens to be a pair of panties. St. Peter looks at the pair of panties, thinking there's no way that he could pass this off as something Christmas-y, but he lets him try to explain himself. ""Alright, let's hear it. How are those representative of Christmas?"" The third man swallows and says, ""... They're Carol's...""