The burglar A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ""Jesus knows you're here."" He nearly jumped out of his skin, turned the flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell, he heard, ""Jesus is watching you."" Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Fi…

A burglar breaks into a house one night and turn on his flashlight to find an expensive stereo. As he approaches it, a voice behind him whispers, ""Jesus is watching you."" The startled burglar turns and shines his light on a caged parrot in the corner of the room. ""Was that you?"" asks the burglar. ""Yes,"" answers the parrot. ""My name is Moses. How do you do? Squawk!"" Amused at the talking bird, the burglar laughingly asks, ""What kind of people name a parrot Moses?"" ""Squawk! The same kin…

A thief climbs in through a ground floor window one night and starts looking for valuables in the sitting room when suddenly he heard a voice say ""Jesus is watching you. "" he shows hi flashlight around the room but upon seeing nothing continues his search. A few minutes later he heard the same voice say ""Jesus is watching you. "" he flicks on the light switch and discovers a parrot in the corner. The parrot says ""Jesus is watching you."" The robber replies ""are you Jesus?"" The parrot says …

A burglar broke into a house one night.. ..He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for t…