A thief climbs in through a ground floor window one night and starts looking for valuables in the sitting room when suddenly he heard a voice say ""Jesus is watching you. "" he shows hi flashlight around the room but upon seeing nothing continues his search. A few minutes later he heard the same voice say ""Jesus is watching you. "" he flicks on the light switch and discovers a parrot in the corner. The parrot says ""Jesus is watching you."" The robber replies ""are you Jesus?"" The parrot says …