The burglar and the parrot A guy breaks into a big, expensive house and while he's looking around trying to decide what he wants to take he was very startled to hear a voice telling him, ""Jesus is watching you!"" He glanced around and saw the voice was coming from a caged parrot in a corner. He giggled a little and the parrot said again, ""Jesus is watching you!"" The burglar said to the parrot, ""What? Jesus is watching me?! Really?"" The parrot said, ""Yes. Jesus is watching you!"" The burgla…

The burglar A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ""Jesus knows you're here."" He nearly jumped out of his skin, turned the flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell, he heard, ""Jesus is watching you."" Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Fi…

A burglar breaks into a house one night and turn on his flashlight to find an expensive stereo. As he approaches it, a voice behind him whispers, ""Jesus is watching you."" The startled burglar turns and shines his light on a caged parrot in the corner of the room. ""Was that you?"" asks the burglar. ""Yes,"" answers the parrot. ""My name is Moses. How do you do? Squawk!"" Amused at the talking bird, the burglar laughingly asks, ""What kind of people name a parrot Moses?"" ""Squawk! The same kin…

A burglar broke into a house one night.. ..He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for t…