The burglar and the parrot A guy breaks into a big, expensive house and while he's looking around trying to decide what he wants to take he was very startled to hear a voice telling him, ""Jesus is watching you!"" He glanced around and saw the voice was coming from a caged parrot in a corner. He giggled a little and the parrot said again, ""Jesus is watching you!"" The burglar said to the parrot, ""What? Jesus is watching me?! Really?"" The parrot said, ""Yes. Jesus is watching you!"" The burgla…

The burglar A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ""Jesus knows you're here."" He nearly jumped out of his skin, turned the flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell, he heard, ""Jesus is watching you."" Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Fi…

A thief climbs in through a ground floor window one night and starts looking for valuables in the sitting room when suddenly he heard a voice say ""Jesus is watching you. "" he shows hi flashlight around the room but upon seeing nothing continues his search. A few minutes later he heard the same voice say ""Jesus is watching you. "" he flicks on the light switch and discovers a parrot in the corner. The parrot says ""Jesus is watching you."" The robber replies ""are you Jesus?"" The parrot says …

A burglar broke into a house one night.. ..He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for t…