A burglar breaks into a house one night and turn on his flashlight to find an expensive stereo. As he approaches it, a voice behind him whispers, ""Jesus is watching you."" The startled burglar turns and shines his light on a caged parrot in the corner of the room. ""Was that you?"" asks the burglar. ""Yes,"" answers the parrot. ""My name is Moses. How do you do? Squawk!"" Amused at the talking bird, the burglar laughingly asks, ""What kind of people name a parrot Moses?"" ""Squawk! The same kin…