Moses The Same Jokes

A burglar broke into a house one night.. ..He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for t…

A man breaks into a home, all the lights are off. He gets through the window and turns on his flashlight. Out of the dark, a voice says ""jesus is watching you"" The thief stops in his tracks, freaks out and turns off the flashlight. After a few minutes he regains his nerve and starts looking around. When he picked up a CD player to place in his pack, a strange voice echoed from the dark saying again ""jesus is watching you."" When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised h…

So, A Man Breaks Into a House... He begins looking for valuables and such when he hears a voice. ""Jesus is watching you."" The man looks around for the source of the voice. It speaks again. ""Jesus is watching you."" After a few moments, the man finds a parrot in a cage. ""Jesus is watching you."" It says. The man smirked. ""Hey there, little guy. What's your name?"" ""Moses."" ""What kind of people name their parrot Moses?"" ""The same kind of people who name their rottweiler Jesus.""

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard: “Jesus is watching you.” Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of th…