A burglar broke into a house one night.. ..He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for t…

A man breaks into a home, all the lights are off. He gets through the window and turns on his flashlight. Out of the dark, a voice says ""jesus is watching you"" The thief stops in his tracks, freaks out and turns off the flashlight. After a few minutes he regains his nerve and starts looking around. When he picked up a CD player to place in his pack, a strange voice echoed from the dark saying again ""jesus is watching you."" When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised h…

Burglar breaks into a house He starts grabbing all the expensive electronics and sending them out the window. As he's carrying away the stereo system he hears a soft voice call out, ""Jesus is watching you..."" Looking around he can't see anyone, so he decides to ignore it. Later, while carrying the tv, he hears the voice again, ""Jesus is watching you..."" Looking around he sees a parrot was the source of the voice. ""Hello,"" said the parrot. ""I'm Moses."" The burglar looked confused for a mo…

A burglar breaks into a house...... He switches on his flashlight to help see what he's doing & as he shines it above the fireplace he sees three items on the wall, very nicely arranged, they are.........a Crucifix, a painting of the Pope, and a photograph of the Vatican. He stifles a yawn & thinks ""Ok, Catholics...I get it & I don't really care as long as I can get some nice stuff here"". He returns to filling his bag, a PS4, some jewelry coffee maker......when, all of a sudden, he…