Y'all know Bill, right? Bill was bragging to his boss a day ago ""You know, I know a lot of pals. A *lot*. Pick any guy, famous or not, and I probably know him."" To confront this boring boasting, his boss calls his bluff. ""Ok Bill, how about Tom Hanks?"" ""No worry boss,"" says Bill, ""Tom is an old pal of my own, I will show you"" So Bill and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Hanks's door, and Tom Hanks shouts, ""Bill! What's going on? You must sit down with us, drink a pint!"" Although this was most stunning, Bill's boss was still curious, for what if Bill was just lucky? ""No, no, which pal should I show you now?"" ""Hmph, Donald Trump"" says his boss quickly. ""Trump is my most classic bud, now fly us to Washington!"" which his boss did. At that official building of our Constitutional hub, Trump spots Bill and his boss and motions both guys towards him, saying ""Bill, what a random hookup, I was on my way to an important chat, but you and your pal must go in and drink a bit of sud with us, and catch up!"" At this point, that boss was shook but still not totally undoubting. So that boss says to Bill ""What about that holy man Francis? ""Unconditionally! Pals for so long, many months, that holy man and I."" And so his boss took Bill to Italy. In that Vatican's hangout, standing amid a mass of crowds, Bill said ""This just cannot work. How can I catch Mr. Francis' sight amid all this hubbub? You know what, I am pals with all his guards, so will just climb upstairs and stand upon that high balcony with Mr. Francis."" And Bill ran through that crowd and into that Vatican. In not half an hour, Bill shows up on that balcony standing along with Mr. Francis, that's right, Mr. Francis, but Bill ran back down to find his boss laid out on asphalt having a nasty cardiovascular attack, with doctors around him. Making his way to his poor boss, Bill asks him ""Omg you ok?? What did occur during my stand on that balcony?"" His boss looks up and says ""It was that final straw... As you and Mr. Francis stood on that balcony, a random man to my right said ""Who dafuq is that, standing on that balcony with Bill?""