A lady is bargaining for a honeymoon package abroad.. Says the agent: ""Check it out maam. 3 nights and 4 days in a cruise to Bahamas, all night party and casino environment with free booze. Just $2000 per couple. Hell of a deal."" The lady: ""Umm. Nice one. But do you have anything cheaper?"" The agent: ""Sure maam. 4 nights and 5 days in Australia. Sea surfing, para gliding, 5 star hotel stay and kangaroo ride as well. Just $1500 per couple. Hell of a deal."" The lady: ""Wow. But still.. do have anything cheaper?"" The agent: ""What about a 10 nights and 11 days in Europe, with dinner at Paris and breakfast in Vienna and lunch at London? Chauffeur driven limo, and stay in a castle in Austria. Its for free, with only one condition"" The lady: ""Jesus Christ. This is the deal I wanted. Tell me the condition, right away!"" The agent: ""The husband would be provided by us.""