Sister Katherine Jokes

A British man once wished to visit Australia A Englishman from London decided he needed a vacation, and chose Sydney, Australia, but soon realized that he could never afford such a trip. So, he finally came to the decision to stop buying tea, and use all the money he saved from not buying tea to fund his new dream. After a couple years, he had accumulated plenty and took 2 weeks off work to take his trip over the Summer. As his plane was flying over the Australian outback, about 2 hours out from…

two nuns at the vatican... so these two nuns are riding a bicycle built for two on their daily trip around the vatican... so one day, sister mary decides to take a different route... sister katherine says ""why, ive never come this way"" to which sister mary relpies ""it's the cobblestones""...

2 Priests go to the beach... Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won't be identified as clergy. They buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals, and soon head for the beach. They notice a gorgeous blond in a tiny bikini. "Good afternoon, Fathers" she says as she strolls by. The men are stunned. How does she know they are clergy? Later that day, they buy even wilder attire consisting of surfer shorts, tie dyed T-shirts, and dark glasses. The next day, they return to …