A British man once wished to visit Australia A Englishman from London decided he needed a vacation, and chose Sydney, Australia, but soon realized that he could never afford such a trip. So, he finally came to the decision to stop buying tea, and use all the money he saved from not buying tea to fund his new dream. After a couple years, he had accumulated plenty and took 2 weeks off work to take his trip over the Summer. As his plane was flying over the Australian outback, about 2 hours out from Sydney, the plane ran into a flock of birds, and crashed in the middle of the outback, leaving him unconscious and the only survivor. Several weeks later, he awoke in what he soon learned was a Catholic convent. A nun quickly came to him as he awoke. ""Oh goodness, it seems our prayers have been answered! We've all been so worried after sister Katherine found you out in that plane wreck!"" He thanked her profusely, and looked around him. ""If I may ask, where exactly am I?"" ""Why, your in Our Lady of Mercy convent! You've been out cold for several weeks now. Is there anything you need?"" ""Well... I'm an Englishman who wanted to go on vacation here in Australia, and I stopped drinking tea for several years, and used the money I saved to get my plane ticket, which as you can tell worked out awfully. Would you please get me some tea, I'm dieing to have some after so long."" The nun seemed a bit worried. ""I'm sorry sir, but... We have no English tea. We do however have a tea of water boiled for several hours in Koala hides."" Well to the man, that sounded absolutely revolting, but he was quite parched and accepted. She quickly left and came back with a cup. He took a sip and immediately spat it out. ""There's hair in here! Don't you at least drain it?"" The nun looked at him quite angrily ""Sir, the Koala Tea of Mercy is not strained!""