😄 Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Officer in a Hummer H1 stop next to a Soldier in a Wrangle...

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Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Officer in a Hummer H1 stop next to a Soldier in a Wrangler: Officer : ""Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"" Soldier: ""Sure, buddy."" Officer: ""That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again! Do you have change for a dollar?"" Soldier: ""No, SIR!""

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