Sir On Jokes

The Wire Brush An Army officer decides to inspect soldiers recovering in one of the field hospitals he commands. He marches into one of the tents, goes up to the first private he sees and barks, ""What's your affliction, private?"" Standing at attention, ""Venereal warts, SIR!"" He then asks, ""And what treatment are you getting?"" ""Five minutes with the wire brush every day, SIR!"" Finally he asks, ""And what's your ambition, soldier?"" ""To get back to the frontline, SIR!"" He goes up to the…

A customer at a hotel resort goes to complain to the manager. ""Manager,"" he says, ""there are far too many mosquitoes here. Is there perhaps something you can do to fix it?"" The manager replies: ""Absolutely sir, when the mosquitoes get particularly bad we use my grandfather. We bring him out on his wheelchair and cover him in honey and all the mosquitoes flock to him so that the rest of us can enjoy a nice mosquito-free evening."" The incredulous customer says: ""Why, that's absolutely barba…