a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods The bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit replies, ""no why?"" The bear then wipes his ass with the rabbit.

3 hunters are in the woods. Ok so 3 hunters are walking through the woods when they see some tracks on the ground. The first hunter said they were deer tracks. The second hunter said no they are bear tracks. The third hunter didn't get to say anything because he got ran over by a train.

An emergency phone call Two hunters were out in the woods, when suddenly a snake attacked them. Seeing his bitten friend convulsing, the other hunter contacted 911. Hunter: Help! My friend was bitten by a snake and he is violently convulsing! Operator: Please keep calm, sir. Is he still breathing? Hunter: No. I don't think he is. I don't feel a pulse. I think he's dead! Operator: Please make sure that he IS dead sir. There was a long silence on the operator's line, followed by a gunshot. Hunter:…

The 100 MPH Goat *(I live in Tennessee. No offense to rednecks everywhere else...)* Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says, ""Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."" The second hunter says, ""I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."" The first hunter says, ""The…