A priest and his atheist friend go hunting in the woods The atheist spots a turkey in the distance. He aims his rifle, shoots, and misses. ""Dammit, I missed!"" ""Don't say that,"" says the priest, ""lest you incur God's wrath."" They walk on some more and the atheist spots a rabbit. He aims his rifle, shoots, and misses again. ""Dammit, I missed!"" ""Don't say that!"" Says the priest again. ""God will surely strike you down next time!"" Finally, in the deepest part of the woods, they spot a lar…

A Military Chief and a Liuetenant Stumbled Across Some Familiar Tracks in the Woods... The LT says, ""Those are bear tracks, we should head in the other direction."" Chief says, ""Those are not bear tracks, they are deer tracks. We can keep traveling in this direction. We will find civilization soon."" LT says, ""Sir I am a commisioned officer in the military, I went to college, and I out rank you. Those are bear tracks!"" Chief responds, ""I am the highest enlisted rank in the military, and I h…

A rabbit and a bear were walking through the woods The bear turns to the rabbit and says man I gotta shit. The rabbit said you know what me too. They each find their oun perspective bush, then meet back on the trail. Then bear turns to the rabbit and asks sheepishly, do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur? Rabbit says no, Bear picks him up and wipes his ass...

Three hunters come across some tracks in the middle of the woods... The first hunter says its wolf tracks the second says its bear tracks the third was hit by a trian