Ping Pong Balls Three men all want to marry the same girl, so she tells that whoever brings her the most ping pong balls in the next 24 hours can have her hand in marriage. Suitor 1 comes back a few hours later with his Ford F-150 filled completely with Ping Pong balls. The woman is impressed, but thinks the other suitors can do better. Suitor 2 comes back about 12 hours later with several passenger vans full of ping pong balls. The woman is even more impressed with this gift. Suitor 3 doesn't show up after the 24 hours, so the woman marries Suitor 2, and they live together for a couple years, before the woman recognizes a disheveled man on the street dragging a trash bag around and asking for change. She realizes it's Suitor 3 and goes to ask him why he never showed up with Ping Pong balls. He responds, slowly opening the trash bag ""What the hell lady. PING PONG BALLS? I thought you said KING KONG'S BALLS!""