Henry ford meets god Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford and tells him, ""Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention ... the Assembly line for the automobile ... changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."" Ford thinks about it, and says, ""I want to hang out with God Himself."" So the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God. Ford asks God, ""When you invented Woman, what wer…