John grew up on a farm in a small town away from the hustle and bustle of the city. His whole life he has been a huge fan of tractors, his curtains and carpets had tractor patterns on, there were posters of John Deere's covering his walls, he even had his parents buy him a waffle maker that makes waffles in the shape of tractors. As he grew up and started to hit puberty John started, as all boys of his age do, being way too interested in impressing girls, he soon realized that girls don't really…

Three car salesmen have a wreck on the way to work They all arrive at the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter says ""Let me ask you a question before admitting you to heaven."" To the first he says ""My son, while on Earth did you lead a good life?"" ""Oh yes, "" says the first man,"" I had thirty years of marriage to a wonderful woman and I was honest in business"" ""I see here in the book you're telling the truth"", says Saint Peter, ""here are your keys to a brand new Mercedes to drive in Heaven"" T…

An oldie but a goodie. A Methodist minister, a Presbyterian minister, and a Baptist preacher were on a trip together with their wives ... ... when they all were killed in a traffic accident. They arrived at the pearly gates at the same time, and stood staring at each other for a minute. Finally the Methodist minister goes up to St Peter and asks to be let in. St Peter looks at his book and says, ""It says here I can't let you in. All your life, you loved alcohol. In fact you loved alcohol so muc…

So there's this boy who loves tractors He lived on a farm, and watched the tractors drive by all day. He subscribed to tractor magazines, collected tractor figurines, had loads of tractor posters on his wall and even had some DVDs of tractor documentaries. He lived his whole childhood loving tractors. On his 17th birthday, his dad said to him ""Son, you're finally old enough to drive, I think its time you had a spin on the old family tractor"" The boy was over the moon, and had watched his dad d…