A man went on a trip to the mountains in Eastern Europe to see the sights... One dark and stormy night he was traveling back to his hotel when his car died. He got out of the car and opened the hood. He checked everything he could think of and couldn't find what was wrong. He pulled out his phone and discovered he had no service. He looked around and noticed an old monastery nestled in a valley between two mountains. He decided it was his best shot and walked up and knocked on the big front door…

Suljo & Mujo anyone? A favorite author of mine told this joke last night at a signing. He's from Sarajevo. There are a lot of ""Suljo & Mujo"" jokes in Eastern Europe: Suljo & Mujo were life-long friends in Bosnia, but one day Suljo decided to move to the US. After a couple years apart, Mujo decided to visit his friend in the States. Suljo picked Mujo up from the airport in a stretched Cadilac, top of the line. He tells Mujo ""This car, Mujo, this is MY car."" ""Wow, this is a beauti…

Don't get pulled over in Eastern Europe Ivan gets pulled over by traffic police, so he tells them the usual sob story about how he's very poor, he can't pay the ticket etc. etc. So at first the cops are like okay give us some money, we'll make it go away. Ivan though won't back down and tells them how he's been laid off recently from the banitza factory, his mother in law is trying to convince his wife to divorce him and take the kids away etc. etc. So the cops relent and ask that he only buys t…

The monk joke. All credit goes to my Spanish teacher, Mr. Garcia. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, a man goes on a trip to the mountains in an Eastern European country to see the sights. One dark and stormy night he was traveling back to his hotel when his car died. He got out of the car and opened the hood. He checked everything he could think of and couldn't find what was wrong. He pulled out his phone and discovered he had no service. He looked…