Mr Garcia Jokes

The monk joke. All credit goes to my Spanish teacher, Mr. Garcia. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, a man goes on a trip to the mountains in an Eastern European country to see the sights. One dark and stormy night he was traveling back to his hotel when his car died. He got out of the car and opened the hood. He checked everything he could think of and couldn't find what was wrong. He pulled out his phone and discovered he had no service. He looked…

A woman sat in the waiting room when her octogenarian husband was in the examination room for his annual physical. After awhile, the doctor came out and said: ""Mrs. Garcia, nurse is helping your husband with his clothes and would be out in a minute. As far as I can tell, he is in excellent health for his age. However, I am curious about something."" The woman said: ""Yes Doctor, what is it?"" The doctor said: ""During the examination, Mr. Garcia said he was pleased that the bathroom lights came…