The monk joke. All credit goes to my Spanish teacher, Mr. Garcia. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, a man goes on a trip to the mountains in an Eastern European country to see the sights. One dark and stormy night he was traveling back to his hotel when his car died. He got out of the car and opened the hood. He checked everything he could think of and couldn't find what was wrong. He pulled out his phone and discovered he had no service. He looked…