Sarajevo Jokes

Only 90s kids will remember this (picture of burning buildings in Sarajevo) Wait wait no (picture ofmass graves in Bosnia) Wait no. Hold on

Suljo & Mujo anyone? A favorite author of mine told this joke last night at a signing. He's from Sarajevo. There are a lot of ""Suljo & Mujo"" jokes in Eastern Europe: Suljo & Mujo were life-long friends in Bosnia, but one day Suljo decided to move to the US. After a couple years apart, Mujo decided to visit his friend in the States. Suljo picked Mujo up from the airport in a stretched Cadilac, top of the line. He tells Mujo ""This car, Mujo, this is MY car."" ""Wow, this is a beauti…

A guy with bad luck goes fishing and catches a golden fish This might work better at /r/dadjokes since my dad told me this one but what the hell So the fish says to him that he would usually get 3 wishes,but since he has such bad luck he gets one, so he starts thinking about what to wish for and he says to the fish: "I wanna be a prince!" and the fish says "ok, no problem just fall asleep and you'll wake up a prince." so he goes to sleep and the very next morning he hears someone yelling "Fer…