A guy with bad luck goes fishing and catches a golden fish
This might work better at /r/dadjokes since my dad told me this one but what the hell
So the fish says to him that he would usually get 3 wishes,but since he has such bad luck he gets one, so he starts thinking about what to wish for and he says to the fish: "I wanna be a prince!" and the fish says "ok, no problem just fall asleep and you'll wake up a prince."
so he goes to sleep and the very next morning he hears someone yelling "Fer…