One time there was two farmers that lived out on the road to Plato, Missouri. They was always good friends, and Biil's oldest boy had been a-charmin' one of Sam's daughters. Everything was going fine till the morning they met down by the creek, and Sam was pretty god damn mad. ""Bill,"" says he, ""from now on I don't want that boy of yours to set foot on my place."" ""Why, what's he done?"" asked the boy's daddy. ""He pissed in the snow, that's what he done, right in front of my house!"" ""But s…

What is the least pleasant state to live in? Missouri.

Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies.

Grandpa told me this one. We are sitting at dinner talking about politics and Ferguson gets brought up. Grandpa says, ""What's that place in Missouri called again?"" ""Ferguson,"" I reply. ""Where about in Africa is that again?"" He says.