Lucys Jokes

TIFU by mixing up my wives subway orders. I gave Lucy's to Rosa, and Rosa's to Lucy.

One time there was two farmers that lived out on the road to Plato, Missouri. They was always good friends, and Biil's oldest boy had been a-charmin' one of Sam's daughters. Everything was going fine till the morning they met down by the creek, and Sam was pretty god damn mad. ""Bill,"" says he, ""from now on I don't want that boy of yours to set foot on my place."" ""Why, what's he done?"" asked the boy's daddy. ""He pissed in the snow, that's what he done, right in front of my house!"" ""But s…

A young girl... There once was a little girl named Lucy who loved to read, particularly fairy tales. Her mother was sweet and her father was a clown (literally). For a long time, the little girl would read these books of hers, and eventually came to the conclusion that trolls were her favorite creature of them all. She sometimes was bullied for loving trolls so much, but Lucy didn't care, as long as she had her tales. Flash forward a few years to Lucy's first year of middle school, where she tak…