The time my grandpa went to Africa One day I was sitting with my grandpa watching TV. As it happened we were watching the Discovery channel when a show about Africa came on. ""Hmph, Africa... I've been there."" My grandpa said. ""Really?"" I asked, ""I never knew you went to Africa grandpa, when was this?"" ""Well,"" he said, ""when I went to Africa I was about your age. Eighteen. And back then they didn't have no jet airplanes that could get you there in ten hours. No siree!"" ""First, we got o…

In honor of Ferguson: A black man, a white man, and a Mexican were walking along a beach in the US. After a while, they stumble upon a genie's lamp. They pick it up, rub it, and out pops a genie, as one would expect. The genie thanks them for freeing him, and offers them one wish each. So the Mexican says, ""This country is racist and petty. My people and I are continuously downtrodden and endure great hardships. I wish for all Mexicans to go back to Mexico, and never return to this prejudiced l…

Why are there no elderly people in Africa? They all die when they turn aidy.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri? A shot in the dark.