Scooter Three men die in a car accident. They all go to heaven, and God asks the first one... ""how faithful were you to your wife?"" He says "" I cheated only 4 times."" God says aight. Not bad. You can have a Toyota corolla. Second guy same question, just once on a business trip. God is like ok that's great. Cadillac. Third dude...never...God says rolls royce. Two days later rolls Royce guy sitting on curb in tears. other dudes all like oh shit it's dat Boi wud up? Why u cry? He's replies. I s…

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, ""Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"" After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, ""Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"" And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the…

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled ""Honda very fast! Made in Japan!"" After a while a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled ""Toyota very fast! Made in Japan!"" And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time the Japanese …

A Japanese businessman hails a taxi... As they go along the highway, a car zooms past by. "Oooh," exclaims the businessman, "that's a Toyota. Made in Japan, very fast!" Moments later, another car speeds ahead. "Ahhhhh," exclaims the businessman again, "a Nissan! Made in Japan too, also very fast!" Then once more, another car rushes ahead. "Oooooh," exclaims the businessman, "a Mitsubishi! Made in Japan and very fast again!" Then they reach their destination. "Why bi…