Mitsubishi Jokes

a study shows that 40% of Japanese people have cataracts. the other 60% have Mitsubishi's edit: Mitsubishi to be said in best racist Japanese accent

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, ""Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"" After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, ""Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"" And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the…

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled ""Honda very fast! Made in Japan!"" After a while a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled ""Toyota very fast! Made in Japan!"" And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time the Japanese …

A Japanese businessman hails a taxi... As they go along the highway, a car zooms past by. "Oooh," exclaims the businessman, "that's a Toyota. Made in Japan, very fast!" Moments later, another car speeds ahead. "Ahhhhh," exclaims the businessman again, "a Nissan! Made in Japan too, also very fast!" Then once more, another car rushes ahead. "Oooooh," exclaims the businessman, "a Mitsubishi! Made in Japan and very fast again!" Then they reach their destination. "Why bi…

On the last day of his visit to New York, a Japanese tourist hailed a taxi to take him to the airport. During the journey, a Honda car overtook the taxi, and the Japanese guy shouted out excitedly: "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!" A few minutes later, a Toyota overtook the taxi, and the Japanese guy shouted out excitedly: "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!" Shortly afterwards, the taxi was overtaken by a Mitsubishi, prompting the Japanese guy to shout out excitedly: "Mitsubishi, very fast! Mad…

There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!! After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!” And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanes…