Three guys die and find themselves at the Pearly Gates Three guys die and go to heaven. They find themselves standing before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, past the gates they can see a long road which seems to stretch up higher and higher into the clouds, and out of sight. Saint Peter looks to the first man and asks him ""How many times have you cheated on your wife?"" to which the man replies ""Never."" Then with a snap of his fingers a lamborghini murcielago appears on the road beyond the n…

Stop me if you've heard this one before. Jim was suspicious that his wife had been cheating on him. He took off from work early to see if he could catch her in the act. Driving up to his apartment Jim caught a glimpse through an open window of a strange man walking around in his dining room. Now convinced his wife has been unfaithful, Jim stormed into the building and raced up the stairs. Fumbling with his keys at first, Jim burst through the door to find his wife standing in the hallway covered…

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to an orientation in Heaven. They are all asked, ""When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"" The first guy says, ""I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."" The second guy says, ""I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."" The last guy repl…

The Gaurdian Angel A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. ""Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."" The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: ""Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."" The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careeni…