Stop me if you've heard this one before. Jim was suspicious that his wife had been cheating on him. He took off from work early to see if he could catch her in the act. Driving up to his apartment Jim caught a glimpse through an open window of a strange man walking around in his dining room. Now convinced his wife has been unfaithful, Jim stormed into the building and raced up the stairs. Fumbling with his keys at first, Jim burst through the door to find his wife standing in the hallway covered in only a towel. Jim screams ""WHERE IS HE?!"" tearing through his home. ""I SAW HIM! I KNOW HE IS HERE!"" His wife now in tears terrified by her husband's raged whimpered in reply ""I don't know what you're talking about."" Just then, Jim saw the tips of someones fingers barely grasping the edge of his kitchen sill. In a fit of rage he ripped the refrigerator from the wall and threw it down at the man clinging for dear life. Just as the fridge had left his hands Jim noticed his belt had gotten caught onto the handle. It was too late. The falling fridge dislodged the man clinging to the ledge and yank Jim through the window right behind it. Moments later Jim found himself standing in front of the gates of Heaven with two men by his side. St. Peter appeared and asked Jim how he had died. Jim told the story of how he came home early and found his wife with another man. In a fit of rage he threw his fridge at the man hiding outside his window, but his belt had gotten caught and he too fell to his death. St. Peter gave a disapproving look, but ushered him through the gates nonetheless. St. Peter turned to the next man and asked the same question. The man replied ""I was perched on my windowsill trying to remove a nasty wasp nest. I unexpectedly lost my footing and began to fall. Miraculously, I was able to grab onto the sill of the floor below. Then out of nowhere, some maniac threw a refrigerator out his window right at me! There was nothing I could do."" St. Peter replied ""Most unfortunate indeed"" and ushered him through the gates. Finally, St. Peter turned to the last man, ""And how did you die?"" The man answered ""So get this, I was hiding in a refrigerator...""