An Englishman, a Scottsman, and a Welshman are in the pub. The Englishman says ""My Son was born on St George's day, so we named him George"". The Scottsman says ""My Son was born on St Andrew's day, so we named him Andrew"". The Welshman is silent for a minute, and then says ""Aye, we did the same with our Pancake"".

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George's Day,"" commented the English man. ""So we obviously decided to call him George"" ""That's a real coincidence,"" remarked the Scot. ""My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew."" ""That's incredible, what a coincidence, ""said the Irishman. ""Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.""

George Michael walks into a bar... The barman says, ""George, you've got chocolate on your shirt!"". ""I know,"" replies George, ""It was a Careless Wispa.""

Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman... ... sitting in a bar. Englishman raises his glass of ale and says ""Here's to my son George. We named him George because he was born on St Georges Day"". The Scotsman raises his dram of whisky, ""Here's to my son Andrew, named as such because he was born on St Andrew's Day"". The Irishman raises his Guinness and exclaims ""Feck me what a coincidence - it's exactly the same for me and my son Pancake!""