An Englishman, a Scottsman, and a Welshman are in the pub. The Englishman says ""My Son was born on St George's day, so we named him George"". The Scottsman says ""My Son was born on St Andrew's day, so we named him Andrew"". The Welshman is silent for a minute, and then says ""Aye, we did the same with our Pancake"".

Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman... ... sitting in a bar. Englishman raises his glass of ale and says ""Here's to my son George. We named him George because he was born on St Georges Day"". The Scotsman raises his dram of whisky, ""Here's to my son Andrew, named as such because he was born on St Andrew's Day"". The Irishman raises his Guinness and exclaims ""Feck me what a coincidence - it's exactly the same for me and my son Pancake!""

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were talking about their families. The Englishman said: "My son was born on St George's Day, so we called him George." "What a coincidence!" said the Scotsman. "My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so we called him Andrew." "That's amazing," said the Irishman. "Wait till I get home and tell our Pancake!"

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot are all sitting at a bar having a pint Three flies drop from above and one lands in each of their drinks. The Englishman says ""Gross!"" and dumps his beer out. The Irishman mumbles ""eh"" as he picks the fly out and proceeds to drink his beer. The Scot grabs the fly from his glass and in a thick Scottish accent says ""Spit it out you bastard!"".