A Scot walks into a bar An old Scot asks the bar person for a pint of Tennant's; he receives it and looks at it thoughtfully. 'Do you think you can fit a wee dram of whisky in there?' he says. 'Yes, I think I can', says the bar person, knowingly. Says the old Scot: 'THEN FILL IT TO THE BRIM WITH TENNANT'S, YA BINT!''

A Scot, a Brit, and an American walk into a bar. They all sit down and order pints of beer. When the American gets his beer, he notices a fly in it. He beckons over to the bartender and asks, ""Excuse me, bartender, but there seems to be a fly in my beer."" The bartender apologizes and brings the American a new beer who drinks it down. The Brit then gets his beer and also notices a fly in it. He takes a look at it, shrugs, and drinks the beer down fly and all. The Scot also notices a fly in his …

An Irishman, And Englishman and a Scot are in a bar... ...when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Englishman, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Scot, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Irishman grabs the fly, sqeezes it, and shouts, ""Spit it out you little bastard!""

An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman walk into a bar, and they all order a pint. A fly lands in each man's glass. The Englishman pushes his pint away in disgust. The Scot flicks the fly out of his glass and begins drinking. The Irishman grabs the fly from his glass, throws it down to the bartop and screams ""Spit it out ya wee bastard, it's mine!""