A Scot, a Brit, and an American walk into a bar. They all sit down and order pints of beer. When the American gets his beer, he notices a fly in it. He beckons over to the bartender and asks, ""Excuse me, bartender, but there seems to be a fly in my beer."" The bartender apologizes and brings the American a new beer who drinks it down. The Brit then gets his beer and also notices a fly in it. He takes a look at it, shrugs, and drinks the beer down fly and all. The Scot also notices a fly in his beer. He stands up, picks out the fly and starts shaking it madly screaming, ""SPIT IT OUT YA BASTARD!""