An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot are all sitting at a bar having a pint Three flies drop from above and one lands in each of their drinks. The Englishman says ""Gross!"" and dumps his beer out. The Irishman mumbles ""eh"" as he picks the fly out and proceeds to drink his beer. The Scot grabs the fly from his glass and in a thick Scottish accent says ""Spit it out you bastard!"".

A Scot, a Brit, and an American walk into a bar. They all sit down and order pints of beer. When the American gets his beer, he notices a fly in it. He beckons over to the bartender and asks, ""Excuse me, bartender, but there seems to be a fly in my beer."" The bartender apologizes and brings the American a new beer who drinks it down. The Brit then gets his beer and also notices a fly in it. He takes a look at it, shrugs, and drinks the beer down fly and all. The Scot also notices a fly in his …

An Irishman, And Englishman and a Scot are in a bar... ...when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Englishman, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Scot, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Irishman grabs the fly, sqeezes it, and shouts, ""Spit it out you little bastard!""

An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman walk into a bar, and they all order a pint. A fly lands in each man's glass. The Englishman pushes his pint away in disgust. The Scot flicks the fly out of his glass and begins drinking. The Irishman grabs the fly from his glass, throws it down to the bartop and screams ""Spit it out ya wee bastard, it's mine!""