An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George's Day,"" commented the English man. ""So we obviously decided to call him George"" ""That's a real coincidence,"" remarked the Scot. ""My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew."" ""That's incredible, what a coincidence, ""said the Irishman. ""Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.""

Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman... ... sitting in a bar. Englishman raises his glass of ale and says ""Here's to my son George. We named him George because he was born on St Georges Day"". The Scotsman raises his dram of whisky, ""Here's to my son Andrew, named as such because he was born on St Andrew's Day"". The Irishman raises his Guinness and exclaims ""Feck me what a coincidence - it's exactly the same for me and my son Pancake!""

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were talking about their families. The Englishman said: "My son was born on St George's Day, so we called him George." "What a coincidence!" said the Scotsman. "My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so we called him Andrew." "That's amazing," said the Irishman. "Wait till I get home and tell our Pancake!"

A man called Andrew moved from Cork to Dublin to open a flower shop. He was quite successful and through great marketing, quality product, and reasonable prices, Andrew's Flowers became the top garden shop in all Dublin. Some monks that had a stall set up nearby took notice and, since attendance at the local parish (and the accompanying tithing revenue) was way down, they decided to grow and sell their own flowers. Since they grew all their own produce, the monks were able to undercut Andrew at …