I heard George Michael choked on a chocolate bar Careless Wispa

An Englishman, a Scottsman, and a Welshman are in the pub. The Englishman says ""My Son was born on St George's day, so we named him George"". The Scottsman says ""My Son was born on St Andrew's day, so we named him Andrew"". The Welshman is silent for a minute, and then says ""Aye, we did the same with our Pancake"".

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George's Day,"" commented the English man. ""So we obviously decided to call him George"" ""That's a real coincidence,"" remarked the Scot. ""My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew."" ""That's incredible, what a coincidence, ""said the Irishman. ""Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.""

George Michael was upset to find he had let a chocolate bar melt in his pocket It was just a careless whisper