George Michael Jokes

I hadn't heard any news about George Michael for nearly a year... And then Wham! Last Christmas.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher? Two days.

Was George Michael an organ donor? Because he's gonna be pissed when he hears what happend to his heart.

I heard George Michael choked on a chocolate bar Careless Wispa

On the topic of George Michael... I guess you could say it was his ""Last Christmas"". Too soon?

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work? Wake me up before you go-go

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common? Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael? A whambulance

I wonder if George Michael was a organ donor So he could really give his heart to someone special this Christmas.

George Michael has been accused of organ trafficking It turns out Last Christmas, someone gave him their heart

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Darth Vader... Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply. He finds his lack of Faith disturbing.

George Michael was upset to find he had let a chocolate bar melt in his pocket It was just a careless whisper

George Michael is recording a song with all the proceeds going to end sectarian violence in the Middle East. It's call ""I Want Your Sects"".

George Michael is recording a song to help promote the end of sectarian violence in the Middle East. It's called ""I Want Your Sects.""

George Michael walks into a bar... The barman says, ""George, you've got chocolate on your shirt!"". ""I know,"" replies George, ""It was a Careless Wispa.""

What does George Michael eat with his curry? Well I guess it would be rice

George Michael walked on Arrakis without attracting any sandworms. Guilty feet have got no rhythm.

Just when you think 2016 has finished killing celebrities... WHAM (George Michael)

Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor... ... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records? "I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

How did George Michael speak when he couldn't eat fruit? In a pear-less whisper. I'll see myself out.