Darth Vader... Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply. He finds his lack of Faith disturbing.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records? "I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

After seeing a commercial for Toddlers In Tiaras, I realise Darth Vader wasn't the worst parent ever.

Darth Vader, you are the father! --Star Wars cast on the set of Maury