"Give me your finest meal, money is of no concern." ~ Me at McDonald's on pay day.

Saw a homeless guy at McDonald's begging for money, told him I'd buy him something to eat. He said no thanks, getting money for Taco Bell.

When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money.

Then: Me: I want McDonald's Mom: Do you have McDonald's money? Now: Mom: I want grandkids Me: Do you have grandkids money??